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How to ruin a perfectly good scarf

March 21, 2009 by J.B.

Step 1: Find someone with a perfectly good scarf.

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Step 2: Chase them down.

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Step 3: Grab hold of the scarf and don’t let go.

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Step 4: If you aren’t able to ruin it by yourself, enlist a friend.

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Step 5: If necessary, tear at it with your fingers.

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Step 6: Repeat steps 3 and 4.

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Your scarf should now look like this:

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  1. Theresa says

    March 21, 2009 at 11:52 am

    LOL…they look like they had a ball with it! It does make a better rope than a scarf you must admit.

  2. Amy M. says

    March 21, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    JB — You are HILARIOUS!!! Perfect captions!!! LOL

  3. ElizabethC says

    March 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Ha! How long did THAT take?

  4. Cindy says

    March 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    And a good time was had by all including the photographer!!!!

  5. Denice says

    March 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Thanks JB…….. It’s been a long day and I needed a good laugh.

    Not only “perfect captions” but the “most perfect subjects” to caption.

    Love you all on the hill.

  6. Jeani Goodrich says

    March 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    OH How fun!! JB thank you for the great story. I loved how you put it all together. Thanks for making my day.

  7. Candace (Tyler, TX) says

    March 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    I download the photos and have folders for all individuals, group shots, even backsides now I have to add a folder titled “Episodic”. Thanks, keep them coming J.B.

  8. Audrey says

    March 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Thank you very much for this important “How To” info! I will definitely keep this in the back of my mind for future reference in case I ever need to know how to ruin a scarf. 🙂 I’m sure whoever made this scarf for the seven will enjoy how much fun & play it inspired!!! Wonderful photos!!

  9. Shelly Knapp says

    March 22, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Oh this was so much fun ~ JB, your commentary just MADE the whole story – thanks so much, what a “feel good” post! 🙂

  10. Margaret in New Zealand says

    March 22, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    I can’t wait to see them all again! What fun they are having.

  11. Sara Lissabet says

    March 24, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Very funny. I assume it was Jamie that lost the scarf? Hmmm, now I’m thinking of what kinds of materials could make a sturdier scarf. I’ll have to shop around…

  12. dee says

    March 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    kooks!

    I agree, it makes a better rope than a scarf!
    love Missy’s gigantic playface.. even when she’s looking up, you still can’t see her top teeth!
    what a great action how to story!

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